When we open a letter from a reader and two clipped-out ads from our rag fall out – you know, ads that prominently feature what goes under them apple bottomed jeans – we’re expecting a tirade about our “smut.” But apparently to some, a fine tail feather inspires religious devotion. Imagine our surprise and delight to read the following whimsical missive, carefully penned on yellow legal paper, from a dear reader. …
To: Scene LettersHello,
Free paper is just great.
I chant “Hare Krishna.”
The Buddha
Join the Hare Krishnas.
We care for the Buddha!
Scene is just great.
Have a nice day.
From: Dan Farmer
No prob, Dan. Happy to oblige. – Tori Woods









Kind of like when someone sends a hostage's fingertip with a ransom note .. except nice.
Posted at: May 14, 2008 1:32 PM